Phrixus Motion Pictures Presents: The Magnificent Seven Clans!

Featuring Yul Brynner as Hardestadt of Clan Ventrue – „I’ll tell you what I can do: I can kill the first man who so much as whispers a word about giving up. The very first man, so help me, I’ll blow his head off!“

Horst Buchholz as Adana de Sforza of Clan Brujah; Steve McQueen as Milov Petrenkov of Clan Gangrel; James Coburn as Camilla Banes of Clan Malkavian; Brad Dexter as Josef von Bauren of Clan Nosferatu; Robert Vaughn as Rafael de Corazon of Clan Toreador; and Charles Bronson as Mistress Fanchon of Clan and House Tremere! Watch these magnificent Cainites found the Camarilla! Watch’em kick ass! Watch’em smash the Anarch Movement! Or, as Hardestadt puts it: „Graveyards are full of boys who are very young and very proud.“

First Scene: The seven Founders of the new, smashing sect of vampires come riding in. Theme Music!

Thank god I really got no time to develop this thought any further…

And yet…

Calvera: What I can’t understand is why a man like you took this job in the first place. Why, huh?
Hardestadt: I wonder myself.
Calvera: Oh, come on, come on. Tell me why.
Milov Petrenkov: Fella I once knew in El Paso, one day he took all his clothes off and jumped in a mess of cactus. So I asked him the same question. „Why?“
Calvera: And?
Milov Petrenkov: He said it seemed to be a good idea at the time.

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